What with Pesach coming up and all – that’s Passover, to you Gentiles – and a discussion on theism recently, I wonder:
If you had three words to say to God, what would they be?
Would they be “whoa, you exist!,” or one person’s suggestion, “Where’s my car?”
Mine would be “What the heck?” (As in, “what the heck were you thinking?”) Someone else suggested, along the same vein, “Well played, sir.”
What would yours be?

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Three words for “god?”
F*** you too.
[Edited to obscure language. Sorry, guys. I refuse to publish anything I'd be ashamed to show my grandparents or my children.]
How about 2: “Thank you.”
What about ” thanks for everything ” ?