On talking to God

by dreamreal on 1 April, 2009

What with Pesach coming up and all – that’s Passover, to you Gentiles – and a discussion on theism recently, I wonder:

If you had three words to say to God, what would they be?

Would they be “whoa, you exist!,” or one person’s suggestion, “Where’s my car?”

Mine would be “What the heck?” (As in, “what the heck were you thinking?”) Someone else suggested, along the same vein, “Well played, sir.”

What would yours be?

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me April 2, 2009 at 9:24 am

Three words for “god?”

F*** you too.

[Edited to obscure language. Sorry, guys. I refuse to publish anything I'd be ashamed to show my grandparents or my children.]

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Tom Palmer April 2, 2009 at 10:06 am

How about 2: “Thank you.”

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carol July 5, 2011 at 9:14 pm

What about ” thanks for everything ” ?

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